YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

That is exactly what Dan Rubin said and, in fact, today (Thursday) is Dan's 60th birthday. He celebrated this week by homering in a rollicking 22-15 Pen & Pencil victory over the Fighting Amendments of the National Constitution Center.
"Do you know how far I have to hit a ball to score standing up?" Rubin asked.
Yes, the answer, as it applies to Edgeley 4, is this: You have to hit it to the road, and even then it's kind of touch and go. Dan is deliberate on the base paths, with a Ruthian stride that brings to mind a man running across lily pads, trying not to linger too long on any, but trying to touch them all. (You don't get this kind of stuff anywhere else, folks.)

Messy book.

Rubin's blast deep, deep into right field highlighted a seven-run fifth inning that finally put us comfortably ahead in a game that had a little too much back to its back and forth for a while. We scored early and often, but NCC was able to answer and we helped out a little with some so-so fielding, but eventually opened things up to improve our record to 4-0.
It was another wonderfully messy scorebook on our side. P&P had 30 hits in just six innings at the plate and there were a lot of heroes to go around. Manager Mark Nevins had a nine-RBI evening, with a pair of three-run home runs, a two-run triple and a sacrifice fly. The book says that the Attendance Committee was 5-for-5, and that George Miller and Jon Snyder each had three hits.
Kate Hagedorn continued to have this game figured out. Hit the ball on the ground to the left side and let those laggards try to throw her out. She was 4-for-4. Courtney Sams smoked the ball for two hits and was robbed on another drive into left..
Back to Rubin, he was 4-for-4 and set the world record for the greatest disparity between consecutive hits. One at bat after he put his home run through the rubgy goalpost down the right field line, he topped a pitch and it landed just in front of the plate, sort of actually touching the plate, but in fair territory. Hey, it looked good in the scorebook. So did everything else.
Onward, to Tuesday vs. the hated South Philly Nomads Pizza contingent. Let's top them.

Jon Snyder was late again. He said he was working, but we found out he was signing autographs in the stands.